right so I'm literally the stupidest person. left the house this morning, forgot my keys, my wallet. managed to dress myself and somehow bring my oyster card, then i completely lost control of my casserole dish and fell into the middle of the pie.

i tried to leave the pie: red oven fillament of death. i have £1 on my oyster, but that is irrelevant, and i need to get to the potato crust...there's an onion slice that goes there from here but the fare is now (ridiculously) 1 carrot, it was half a carrot last time I got on an onion.

'scuse mayte, lend 'es a quid 'til the end of the week?