Jermain Defoe beats Leeds on his own, or so Clive would have you believe. Plucky Leeds eh?

Fulham hammer another nail into Portsmouth's coffin whilst my wife tells me that Pompey are under new ownership again - clearly looking to be the first club ever to have as many owners as points come the end of the season.

I'm sure John Terry was debated ad nauseum yesterday. Probably a good move not to quit before meeting Capello and co at the weekend. Hopefully the Italian will tie Terry's shoelaces together without the Chelsea skipper noticing.

Rangers reach the CIS Cup Final.

Egypt break into the FIFA top 10 ranked nations. Erm.

West Brom go 2nd in the Championship with a 3-2 win over Blackpool.

Morrell Maison claims Chester's players have received their wages.

Peter Trembling issues a statement denying that Notts County have either rejected or accepted a multi-million £ bid for the club.