Demolition Man

these are very funny
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.