Since everyone's embroiled in the John Terry thread. Yeah I said John Terry, the initials JT are reserved exclusively for the king of pop Justin Timberlake.

Anyway, M Zidan's dad appears to be high and claims Man Utd, Arsenal and Barca are in for his son.

Ribery may be on his way in the summer

Man City aren't giving up on Gago in pursuit of their dream 10 man midfield

Arsenal are unsurprisingly linked with players I've never heard of

Five Portsmouth fans will walk into the Premier League's luxurious offices in London on Friday looking for answers as to why their club has become football's financial basket case. - Better off walking into Harry Redknapp's office while you're in London and want answers on that one.

Related - David James is going to take a pay cut to help out at Pompey. Nice.

Marice Volz signs till the end of the season for QPR. Good signing, if he can get back to fitness. We're also selling our replica shirts for £15. Thinking of getting a Dennis the Mencace away one.

There seem to be a fuckload of derbies this weekend for Sky to shit themselves over.