Four games last night in the Premier League. Our new overlords at Eastlands obliterated some two-bob outfit 20-0 or something, while further down Fulham added to Burnley's woes, Wigan and Stoke both earned a point and 10 man Portsmouth struck a late, late equaliser against 9 man Sunderland to benefit neither side.

Carlisle and Southampton go through to the final of the Johnston's Paint Pot Trophy - Carlisle requiring a shoot out, but Southampton comfortably beating MK Dons over two legs.

Hendon move up to 14th after winning the first half of our game 3-0. I should have had the courage of my convictions and stuck more than 25p on that.

In court today... Portsmouth, Cardiff City, Southend United and Hinckley United.

Dunga refuses to recall Ronaldinho to the Brazil squad, despite improved form.

Our esteemed national captain drops his appeal against his extra match ban for idiocy.

Zola has a go at his board for going public on the 25% wage bill thing, calling it "poorly timed". The man has a point.

Any more?