Happy Friday everyone.

Do you want to hear about what happened on the train last night? Of course you do. On my usual train journey home, I was sat near the toilet (a seat I try to avoid if possible - but the train was pretty crowded). a couple got on the train at Ely. The guy goes into the toilet and the girl kind of hovers around for about 30 seconds... then goes into the toilet with him!

About ten minutes later they leave the toilet together and get off at the next stop.

So I can only assume that either (a) they were hiding from the ticket inspector in the toilets, or (b) engaged in some kind of sexual act. but either way, it was pretty blatant: a packed train at 5pm. no-one else on the carriage seemed to bat an eyelid. i was appalled and amused in equal measure.

So yeah: bad behaviour on the trains; your weekend; friday. Discuss.