Milan vs United tonight - Becks loves Fergie, Fergie thinks Becks is alright. Becks will probably start on the bench.

Supposedly Fergie's not so keen on Vidic, who in turn is not so keen on Manchester. This seems to have been extropalated from Fergie saying he's being patient with Vidic's recovery. The snidey bastard.

Painfully shy Inter manager Jose Mourinho reckons Chelsea would have won more if they'd stuck with him, probably right to be fair.

Redknapp won't let Pavlyuchenko join Lokomotiv Moscow, which makes sense with Robbie Keanse busy battering the SPL. Don't really see 'Arry's problem with Pavlyuchenko, I've always thought he looked good for Spurs and Crouch and Defoe aren't exactly setting the world alight.

Sol Campbell might be play against Porto tomorrow. Oh god.

Guus Hiddink might be taking the Turkey job this summer when he leaves Russia. Is Rustu Recbar still Turkey's keeper? They do at least have one of Pele's '100 Greatest Living Players' - Emre.