right, so i've written this article for a magazine. Great stuff. They also requested someone do photography for it, to a decent enough standard. Again fine, I thought, there's plenty of photo people here...

So i send word out, with the brief attached, and the 'inspirational' photos they sent; deadline being tuesday (today). Get a message from someone, seemed very keen and what not. Seeing as he must have read the brief, looked at the photos etc. and be willing to do it, he must be of a decent standard. Great, I said. Send the photos to <insert email address here> by 5pm, cc me in the email. Jobs a good un.

Get home 'bout now, open my inbox and look at what he's sent.

He's not just gone around with a pocket digital camera and taken snaps, as he? He has.

Oh no, he has. And sent them to a national magazine. With me cc'd.

The fucking imbecile.