No doubt another thread will appear 1 minute before this is posted, but hey, i'll give it my best shot anyways.

Portsmouth go into administration today

Adebayor gets 4 match ban, hopefully he'll appeal and get it increased to 5

Fulham and Liverpool progress in Europe, Everton don't. Stevie G becomes the highest Bristish scorer in European football with his 30th goal - fair play to him. Danny Murphy gets a red, officially for kicking the Shaktar player, but unofficially for having the worst hairline in football.

Stevenage beat Wrexham.

Some other stuff involving Wayne Vridge, Capello. George Cohen tells Bridge to grow a pair. Shay Given says it's all good cos Lescott can do a job there. Warnock and Baines the favourites to take the LB understudy position.

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