He just came to the door, I answered (stupidly).Then he claimed to live here, that I was his flatmate and tried to walk in. I thought it was a set-up and called over my housemate who was going to the loo or something, and we tried to get some idea of what was going on /get him to leave. It was pretty scary cause he was completely placid, topless and a cut on his side and was totally adamant that this was his hosue. Then weird housemate with the racial issues just came out and slammed the door on him :''D
So I called security, gave a description. Then they came round to get me to identify him. Then they stood outside for about half an hour trying to establish who he was. He kept repearing a fake univeristy ID number
7156269 and giving loads of different addresses and saying stuff like "I don't really understand what the problem is..."
So they threatened to have him charged with tresspass and "attempted burglary" which I don't really get...But it was pretty funny being able to see him standing directly in the eyeline of the hole with officers on each side, trying to ring people who might know him, and their mothers.
I think this is him...
http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp&q=paul+wood&o=2048&lo=812453&ed&wk&s=10#!/profile.php?id=512316850&ref=search&sid=503108995.395685606..1

Niught xxxxx