I've only got English.

I used to be fluent enough to get by in 1337 when I helped moderate a friends gaming board and I can usually understand the full brunt of the underclass geordie but they don't really count.

I was good at German in school, got a C at GCSE and everything but one family holiday aside never had any chance to practice so now thats gone.

I'd quite like to learn French. Partly because with my academic background in EU/international politics it might be handy, partly because it seems an interesting language that wouldn't be obstructively hard for a div like me to learn and also I know some French lasses. (phwooooaar etc)