Yes she looks like a deer fused with a woman but what an absolute load of blue balls this programme is. It's the tv twee equivalent of getting some busty perma tanned failed model to go round a Yates selling moody shots to dribbling Darrens.

The poetry, the themes for gods sake and the poncing about in a book shop talking about the romance of old books.

AND SHE'S A VEGETARIAN MAKING RUBBISH FOOD SHE WON'T EAT.

She makes Nigella look like Pierre Gagnaire. Stop it, stop it now.

I only watched 15 minutes of it.

Cheers