I think I've found a new contender for most annoying newspaper columnist, she just seems to write guff like how male theatre critics all fawn over Keira Knightley since clearly every bloke fancies her, and some crap yesterday about how the character Hit Girl in Kick Ass isn't reflective of reality because women aren't as a rule violent (Kick Ass is rather unrealistic you say? What a shock! Here was me thinking it was The Wire II).

And sticking her column underneath Mark Steel's is a textbook example in going from the sublime to the ridiculous.