I think apathy would be ended sharpish if politics resembled wrestling more

"David Cameron, you come down here and run your mouth off about tax breaks, well this Sunday at Electionmania, I'm going to shove those tax breaks straight up your candy ass"

"Good god almighty, Brown's stance of the health has been broken in half"

Nick Griffin would be so over as a heel.

I'm basically just amusing myself because I'm having a rubish day. Humour me