Used to like him. Now every column he writes is like Giles Coren doing an absurd impression of Giles Coren..

the whole 'Esther and I ducked out of the pear brulee, noshed down on some cheap grog round the back of Mr Patels' thing - makes me feel deeply uncomfortable

Not sure if this is because

a) he's a cunt or
b)I secretly want to be just like him

Hope its not the latter