I don't often grope fellow office workers, and very rarely touch Cathy. I had a small pinch this morning as she was knackered and I'm now sweating and am pretty sure she's going to eat me if I don't sharpen all my pencils to the exact same length as each other.

Can anyone else not handle Cathy? One inappropriate handful and my heart starts going so fast that I'm willing to believe my nearest and dearest are actually reptilian KGB members.