I call the 0800 number on the advert. Doesn't work.

I go to the website. Not working properly.

I call them up and they tell me to download a form. But then it asks for the last place I was registered to vote. FUCK KNOWS. Literally could be Reading, one of about 8 houses in London or my home address.

MAN ALIVE I JUST WANT TO VOTE YOU CUNTS.