Here are my Man Rules for making a sandwich and eating it.

1. You must use proper bread. White bread is for Kids and Mentals. You ideally need to have bread with seeds in it that are bigger that your balls (which are very big because you are A Man).

2. A minimum of three fillings please. If your delicate palate cannot handle more than two fillings then you are A Woman or A Mental. Deal with it.

3. When assembled, the fillings should be of an equivalent or greater thicness than each slice of bread you are using. If you cannot get your puny hands or feminine mouth round such a sandwich then you are A Woman or A Kid.

4. Don't cut it in half, you idiot.

5. Said sandwich should be eaten with a proper mug of tea. If you cannot manage a mug of real tea (none of your Earl Gray fannyjuice) then you are A Woman or A Kid.

Follow those rules otherwise you're well A Woman, A Kid or A Mental.