Pompey manage an unlikely FA Cup semi-final victory over Tottenham in extra time. Jamie O'Hara makes no attempt to act even a little bit conflicted. Will Spurs fans have him back?

City and Birmingham contrive to ruin an otherwise perfect set of 0-0 draws, one of which more or less ends Liverpool's Champion's League hopes, one of which presents Chelsea with the perfect opportunity to fuck up against Bolton and one of which no-one would be surprised by.

Martin O'Neil demands JT apologises to serial diver James Milner over his heroic, match-saving tackle. Have you seen the Lionheart's record for aplogising, Mart? Don't hold your breath.

QPR beat Palace 2-0 and West Brom secure promotion. I thought the Champuionship promotion battle was supposed to go a bit you-first-no-you-first this time of year? What are teams doing grabbing chances with both hands?

City, no seemingly shoe-ins for the Champion's League next year, are being linked with just about everyone in the world.