Things which, with hindsight, were really fucking obviously stupid, but which you went along with nonetheless.

I just picked some delicious looking icing off my desk (which had fallen off my afternoon YumYum) and popped it in my mouth. It was glue, I realised, just as I remembered I'd actually had a jam doughnut today.

I also just scalded my hand (in that webby bit you get when you hold your thumb and forefinger in an L) wuth boiling water, doing something realy dumb.

Make me feel less useless with your fuckwittery now please, cheers.