http://ripfork.com/2010/03/mike-divers-review-of-the-beat-is-by-alphabeat/

All due to respect to MD, but this made me chuckle

Clubber 1: Hmmm…it appears a dance-minded producer has exaggerated the floor-filling elements of this song.

Clubber 2: I agree. The piano-house overtones are triggering flickers of nostalgia in me.

Clubber 1: Would you like to gyrate in rhythm to my movements on an open section of recreational space?

Clubber 2: I accept your invitation.