Liverpool lose 1-0 in Madrid and Fulham draw 0-0 in Hamburg. Both decent results, but Zamora might be banjaxed, meaning Fulham could be heading into a European final lead by Champ Man 98 ledgend Eric Nevland.

Torres to City rumbles on, today the shocking revelation that Rafa would rather not sell his best player. But as of mid-June Rafa's best player could well be Kaka so that's irrelevant.

Mancini takes a break from batting his eyelashes at Nando to join seemingly everybody at City in telling Adebayor to stay calm at the Emirates. Not sure what they're worried he'll do to top the last game, rape Pat Rice?

Rumours of United swapping Berbatov for Huntelaar. As well as getting a cracking deal, this would mean Sir Alex would presumably be sacked for Gross Negligence, Mourinho would replace him and Inter would be fucked. Clever bastard that Berlusconi.