Joe Hart will not be going back to City for the remainder of the season. Sunderland's reasonably disastrous Hungarian international Martin Fulop has signed for the club on loan.

Other City 'news' involves the suggestions they will sell Adebayor, Wright-Phillips, Bridge and Ireland to 'fund' a swoop for Torres. Boring.

Liverpool will apparently conclude a deal for Jonjo Shelvey today.

Olic scores three as Bayern cruise past a really limp, shit Lyon side.

Inter go to the Nou Camp tonight.

Platini has a pop at the Premier League for being too 'liberal'. Fucking fascist pig.

Anything else?