I saw stickers for this at the 2007 Scottish Plt election and assumed it was a total joke. but omg it's the best joke ever.

http://9percentgrowth.blogspot.com/2007/01/has-green-movement-killed-more-people.html

http://9percentgrowth.blogspot.com

"Because there are trains from Paisley to Glasgow Central every few minutes it would usually be quicker than waiting up to half an hour for special trains."
We are particularly impressed by UKIP.

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neil craig
Excellent letter from Mr Craig. He is like a lone wolf howling in despair in the intellectual wilderness of our politics. "

Like an ageing hippy who found neoliberalism.

He says "We are particularly impressed by UKIP, " but you know it's just him on his own and if he wasn't doing this he would be convinced he was the reincarnation of King Arthur, on acid.