Sorry, bit of a boring thread that'd been done many times but I have to let this out.

There's an American guy who sits near me who literally, LITERALLY, talks all day about conspiracy theories in the smuggest tone imaginable.

Today's conspiracies:
Volcanic ash cloud was a cover for a NATO military exercise. This is despite NATO very publicy stating that the ash was damaging their fighter jets being used in a military exercise.

There was/is actually no physical evidence of the ash cloud existing. He calls it the "invisible ash cloud".

Jimi Hendrix was assassinated. "Why did they hold his head back in the ambulance??" he said.

All young mrock stars who die in tragic circumstances were assassinated because they had too much influence over young minds.

Princess Di was driven past 4 better equipped and more secure hospitals before the ambulance actually stopped.

The Rothschilds own the IMF and the IMF only give money to countries so they can gain control of their resources and utilities etc.

The Bank of England, which is also owned by the Rothschilds, is secretly in charge of the UK economy.

Obama is in the pocket of the pharmaceutical giants. "What did he do when he first got in office? Did he fix Afghanistan? The economy? NO, the fucker went straight for healthcare."

Ooh, he's starting a new one, he's questioning why they're closing Scottish airports again but not English ones and say it's "fishy".

I can't take much more of this. I really can't.