The German Press do a good impression of the British Press and call for KP Boateng to be lynched after he injured St. Michael of Ballack. KPB is a bit of a cunt it would appear, but undoubtedly less so than Ballack, so i can't really see what the problem is.

A FIFA insider says england's chances of hosting 2018 WC are OVER.

Swindon will play Millwall in the league 1 play off final after they beat charlton on pens.

Birmingham sign Ben Foster for £6m

Chamakh in town to sign for Arsenal

Man City sign everyone else

One thing i learnt from the cup final etc., is that microphones should be banned from open top buses.