Fuck off Barca, seriously, just fuck right off.

Fergie reckons he'll only sign one more player this summer. Nobody believes him.

Fergie reckons Ben Foster is the best English goalkeeper. Nobody believes him.

Uncle Avram is off to West Ham. A man who frequents massage parlours at a club run my 2 porn barons, Sir Trevor must be sobbing into his claret & blue smoking jacket.

Milwall are going to Wembley, which will be nice.

Finally, fuck off Barca.