would you

a) read it and think...'ha, how amusing. that was a pleasant way to waste five minutes on the intershed....he sure does write about girls'

b) read it and think...'this pound-stretcher woody allen needs to just stuff his dick in whatever hole he can find and stop writing the sort of asinine shit that a bad episode of 'coupling' is made of

c) not read it.

a,b or c people....a,b or c.