Hello! Last week I went to Manchester for two days, and saw Peter Kay live at the MEN arena. He was funny, all new stuff (though very like his old stuff and with lots of sly references), but not exactly the funniest thing I've ever seen. He's a damn good performer though. And he's seriously put on weight.

The support act was RICK ASTELY. He played a medley of Manchetser songs, including Wonderwall, Blue Monday, There Is a Light and It Never Goes Out, and the Coronation Street theme, which segued into Never Gonna Give You Up. A real life rick-rolling. At the end, we all to stay in our seats so we could form the crowd for his new video. Bizarre.

I liked Manchester, I also went to old Chester which is really cool. Then at the weekend I did some good shopping in London while my dad and brother were being gutted at Wembley. The weather was nice, and the world seemed full of attractive ladies not wearing that much. And I read a book about Bertrand Russell - in comic form!

This is what I did on my holidays.