(this is for you Theo)

Yes, so, I've just had to tell my lovely adorable Glasgow boss (that I worked for for 6 and a half years before moving to Manchester) that I'm leaving. I cried, he cried, we both cried. ARGH.
Thankfully, the only person who's still in the office is my PA. She has fetched me tea and shortbread.
I need to get my red piggy eyes to go back to normal (i.e. white and piggy) so that I can walk home without looking like a dick. I also need to make rash purchases on the way home to cheer my self up. Suggestons on either count?