I work for a company that does stuff for clients and stuff.
Anyway so a (stupid) client wants a ten minute film made of some construction work they're doing, and want it on the cheap. We don't make films but we're kind of like their PR people so they've asked us to find out how much money they would have to spend and on what if they wanted to make the film themselves.

So they came to me, and you were the first people I thought to ask. Please answer.

Also: Chocolate Custard - is it just custard with cocoa powder or is it chocolate sauce? or any other theories?