Top 3 Mp3 annoyances:
1. Step out of your house, remove mp3 from pocket, mp3 out of battery.
2. Go to put in-ear headphones in ear, rubbery earphone bud missing.
3. Want to a listen to a certain song, you're not sure if you have it, you don't.

Top 3 things a dog wouldn't do:
1. Take Derren Brown's psychic test.
2. Wear sunglasses indoors.
3. Fiddle his expenses.

What are you top threes for today?