1) A papule detonation on the T-zone

2) Puppy fat hanging around the hips and waist like a childs rubber ring

3) Misdirected hormones wasted on cross-hatched drawings of womens thighs

4) Woolen jumpers and jogging bottoms

5) The towers of maturity rising in my peripheries while I got fuck all fanny

Still, despite looking like a ditch sock...I had impeccable hygiene.

What was your worst age?