It should not really infuriate me as much as it does.

Now the labourers and cablers
and council motion tablers
were just passing by.And the Gothy types
and scoffy types
and like-their-coffee-frothy types
were just passing by.

Those on their own
whilst on the phone
dunking McNuggets and
just having a moan
were just passing by.

The driving through
with hungry crew
who just pulled off the A32
were just passing by.

And the IT bods
with taps and prods
eating a Big Mac
while writing their blogs
were just passing by.
And the first in types
and lurking types
and like to lose
their gherkin types
and suddenly-just-burst-in types
were just passing by.

And the extroverts
and introverts
and guys in newly ironed shirts
who like to text outrageous flirts
were just passing by.

And the little folk
who share a joke
who nudge and poke
about that bloke
who slurps his Coke
and gives his goatee
beard a stroke
were just passing by.

There’s a McDonald’s for everyone.