in the pub. watching the game.

Felt like having my dick cut off with a spoon.
actually feels like being kicked in the todge.
that belly sick feeling. ill.

As the game goes on.. the frustration builds, and thats when the sub chants come into play..

we had "get your tits out"

which progressed to "get your rat out" as the game dragged on.

IM ENGLAND TILL I DIE.. which slows down, and drags out beautifully.. like sleeps holy mountain.

someone bought a ruddy vuvuzela.. and proceeded to do the classic..

du du, du du du, du du du du, ENGLAND.

but he fucked it up, and ran out of breath. which prompted my personal fave.

ONEEE LUNG, YOUVE ONLY GOT ONE LUNG, YOUVE ONLY GOT ONE LUNG.

we also had...

YOU WHAT?! YOU WHAT?! YOU WHAT, you what, YOU WHAT?!!?

my incredibly camp friend, who doesn't really care for football, started his own chant of..

Green is the colour of snot, white is the colour of angels.

i went to get a pint at that point. worst chant ever.

what chants did you get? maybe start one off, and see if we can finish it?