Utter bastards.

Fish bones can get bent. A hearty tasty fish meal is ruined, RUINED, by the bones just being there waiting to choke you at any moment. Ah it's been pinboned you say, they can't guarantee they got all the buggers though can they. Having to carefully prod through every forkful like some CSI bod is not my idea of tasty eating.

Transparent bit of film like skin you get on onions - utter boateng. Trying to hide are you? Pretending you're inoffensive and it doesn't matter if I leave you on? Not today squire, not on my watch.

Well what did you expect from the title?