I needed to ring someone, right? I don't know this person, they don't know me. I rang them, got their answering service, left them a message. With me so far, yeah?

This person responded to my recorded message with a text. Now, to me, this seems a bit cheeky somehow. Like turning up at someone's house, finding that they're not home but that they've left the kitchen window open, so you crawl in through the window, eat their malt loaf and put yourself on the sofa in front of the telly watching Maury. I'm meeting this person tomorrow, yet I fear my opinion on them has already been formed. I'm right though, yeah?