Front row tickets for Court One with the better half, watching mens doubles semifinal. Match ends and we go to get some ridiculously priced food. Whilst we're eating, an American man and his partner walk up and ask;
"Have you been to Centre Court today?" (I thought he was going to ask how to get in)

"Nope."

"Well, we're done for the day, so take these. Go see Serena."

":D"

On hindsight, I should've said; "You cannot be SERIOUS?!?"