So, I walk into my local chicken shop an saay to this cheeky lil fella behine da counter "Get yer bucket, use ya spade and fill dat bucket full da tha brim wiv WING".

I sang at de geezer for FIF-Teen minutes "WING WING WING, giv me all da WING I can 'ave for ten paaands"

he looked at me like I'd jus given his ol' lady a foot long. I said "Wos your problem pal? They all no me raaand here. I sell tha best used motors in Rickmansworth, I love a bita Wing!"

Much love x