Ever hung out with a skeleton?
Did you school have a real skeleton?
Have you ever touched a skeleton?
Would owning a skeleton freak you out?
Wouldn't you like a skull with a candle on it on your desk?

I've held three skulls in my time. One of them was at a neolithic burial chamber in Orkney, and the other two were at school. One of the school skeletons was all brown instead of white because it had died in a house fire.