Have I done this before? Probably

Fridge CHECK
Freezer CHECK
Oven CHECK
Hob CHECK
Food processor CHECK
Washing Machine CHECK
Microwave Oven (dial-operated, bakelite, covered in stickers of Lucien's favourite 'It ain't half hot mum' characters) NEGATIVE
Microwave NEGATIVE
Dishwasher NEGATIVE
Tumbledryer NEGATIVE

Who will have the indieist kitchen? FIND OUT HERE