My biggest pet hate. I know I won't properly enjoy a cup of tea of meal for about 4 days now whilst the natural healing process occurs.

I hate it even more because I know it's ALWAYS my own fault. I should know by now. I left my reheated lunch for 3 minutes but STILL the butternut squash's inner temperature was comparable to the molten surface of the sun.

Burning your mouth; rubbish.

SUB-THREAD: Why do things always feel HUGE in your gob? Like this patch of burnt skin is about a centimetre across, but feels like it's encompassing my entire mouth. Likewise when you have food in your teeth, it feels massive.

And they're not even that big? I can't imagine what it's like having to give a blowjob...