Or do the BBC have so many Masterchef clichés recorded they can just string together her sentences like the electronic voices on public transport?

One annoying celeb down, four to go. When clearly it was originally going to be three. They're bending their rules ever more, now. Actually I take that back: Dick isn't annoying, but the other three can get to fuck.

Did we ever find out what the hell that Chris bloke had acted in?