Well my friend has asked me to suggest somewhere to go on saturday in london.

Somewhere for a dozen or so people from the home counties (your favourite kind of people!), who are very middle of the road and are scared by anything too alternative.

I know, tiger tiger sounds perfect right? Or somewhere round Clapham?

But no, so i don't go insane i'd like to suggest somewhere that will cater for me and them. Where's a happy medium between infernos and a dodgy bar in dalston?