Manchester United look impressive in beating a fair looking Newcastle side 3-0 to open their Premier League campaign. Early suggestions are that Newcastle should have plenty to stay up.

Five French players face a FFF hearing today. Evra, Anelka, Abidal, Ribery and Toulalon those involved.

Spurs kick off their first Champions League campaign in Switzerland this evening.

Brad Jones looks likely to join Liverpool. He's always looked a bit bobbins whenever I've seen him. Is Cavalieri on his way out?

Matt Derbyshire signs for Birmingham on loan. I think he's scored quite well in Greece for Olympiakos.

Liverpool won't contest Joe Cole's red card. Makes a nice change.

The Indian fella bidding for Blackburn wants a quick sale so that he can hand Big Sam a load of wonga to splurge. I love the word splurge.

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