Spurs join the big boys by comfortably beating Young Boys. Ajax, Auxerre, Copenhagen and MSK Zilina make the CL group stages as well.

In the little boys cup, Fulham join the club of sixes by thrashing Port Vale 6-0. Everton do something similar to Huddersfield, whereas Newcastle scrape past Accrington Stanley.

Mourinho says that England won't win anything as long as Capello is in charge. Stating the bleeding obvious, as England will not win anything with the current generation of players, regardless of who is in charge.

Champions League draw at 5.

Transfer rumours to follow. Anything else?