First of all, JUST LOOK AT THEM.

Then this quote: "I know £1,700 is a lot for a telly, but the picture is great."

Then the children's names: Troy, 20, Traci, 19, Tristan, 18, Tarron, 17, Tyi, 15, Travis, 13, Tyler-Lee, 11, Tegan, nine, Trafford, seven, Tenika, five, Tamerira, three, and twins Treyboy and Tilly-Joy, five months.

TREYBOY. TILLY-JOY. MOTHERF***ING TREYBOY!!!

Sort 'em out, George.