like you can draw any analogy and it'll hold
like lady gaga is that guy that always puts and empty beer pack on his head and its funny for like a second but then you realise you're not actually interested
like bono is that guy that keeps telling you about his gap year
like morrissey is that really funny but kind of aloof guy who you think is a bit rude bit who you bump into in the street a couple of days later and end up being friends with him

prove me wrong