people in the office who: ask you to get them something while you're out.
(^underlined and bold)

FUCK OFF.

if i've offered, sure, i'll get you a sandwich from the shop. if i've offfered, i'll post your letter, its no problem. if i've offered, i'll go past the dry cleaners to check if your coats ready, its fine, i've got time.

however, if i have not offered to do something for you while i'm out, its because:

i havent got fucking time
i'm too busy fucking thinking about something else
i dont fucking want to
I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SERVANT

so dont fucking ask me. o fucking k?