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Dear Enderlin...

michael_w [Edit] [Delete] 14:42, 29 October '10

''Hello Enderlin.

how are you today? i hope you are well.

Enderlin, i'll not lie to you...i'm fed up. really bloody fed up. it's my love life, you see. i'd met a girl that i thought was 'the one', only for her to break my heart and decide that she's never wants to see me again. i feel sad Enderlin. i close my eyes and i see her beautiful nose, her beautiful hands, her beautiful toes. it's constant agony.

but then, when i'm at my lowest, you come into my life through the dating website drownedinsound. let's not pretend this is mere coincidence Enderlin...this is surely god's work.

so what do you say Enderlin? can i see your beautiful toes? can we be partners for life? i'll make you mix-cds of all your faveourite music artists and be the best man to you i can possibly be. i think you need a man like me in your life Enderlin. and i need a woman like you.

let me know what you think

michael''

if she replies, i'll post it up.


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